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Re: The Tyler Hayes

ryanvalentin — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 16:05:36 -0000

You've been drinking?

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 00:39:29 -0000

rigt?

Re: Chill (at Oakland Museum of California)

Will — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 14:16:13 -0000

Every part of this is yes.

Re: “Be careful Adam. Because everybody lies.” — The Tyler Hayes

Lex Parsimoniae — Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:33:19 -0000

The only hot women in the entire game.

Re: Song of the Fucking Day%u2122

Tyler Hayes — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 14:00:53 -0000

http://thetylerhayes.com/su... — though of course the one post type Tumblr doesn't allow for community submission is audio.

That song is groovy.

Re: Not a game? What%u2019s not a game? It says so right...

Tyler Hayes — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 15:18:09 -0000

ENTENDRE.

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

BYK — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:09:34 -0000

Hahaha, this was perfect and legit! :)

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 18:55:24 -0000

Lafı bile olmaz pal. Ayrıca: bizim size teşekkür etmemiz gerekir!

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 18:09:07 -0000

Thanks Ryan. That's an incredibly kind thing to say.

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

ryanvalentin — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:51:53 -0000

Never was so much owed by so many to so few.

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

BYK — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:50:42 -0000

I'll miss you at work pal, thank you for everything.

Re: Closing time (at DISQUS) — The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:54:57 -0000

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:14:52 -0000

The Henchman Who Lived.

You can do it security guy! Choose life!

Seriously want to play this game now.

Re: The Tyler Hayes

divergio — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:13:13 -0000

I was thinking more of the security guard outside the statue of liberty. If he keeps his head down and trenchcoat asshole is playing through stealth-style, he might just make it!

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:11:48 -0000

Until some asshole in a trenchcoat and sunglasses blows up the whole MJ12 facility.

Re: The Tyler Hayes

divergio — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:02:20 -0000

No, I mean, please consider the consequences for that non-lazy security guard of investigating the sound behind the box. Sometimes it's better to be lazy.

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:00:58 -0000

"Please trudge to the nearest discipline facility for your free bicycle."

Re: The Tyler Hayes

divergio — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:59:16 -0000

The security guards who aren't lazy have already been eliminated.

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Tyler Hayes — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:58:26 -0000

Hahaha. "Logic."

What always got me was the laziness. Like, why doesn't the security officer just take the extra 4 steps to look behind the box? It wouldn't hurt anything. And he's already walking the same tiny circular pattern over and over and over.

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divergio — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:49:53 -0000

I've always thought that, even if it were a bum, shouldn't the security officer be concerned that the bum just shot him in the kneecap?

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:49:02 -0000

*starts up Deus Ex*

Bwwwwahhhhhmmmmm

Re: The Tyler Hayes

divergio — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:10:51 -0000

Eh, probably just a bum.

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:35:17 -0000

I haven't but now I'm about to.

Re: The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:53:26 -0000

Loving it. Devouring it. Got about 40 pages left and can't wait to get home tonight to finish it.

Re: Waiting for Guffman (at San Francisco Int’l... — The Tyler Hayes

Tyler Hayes — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 23:29:50 -0000